Does this tweet make me look fat?
Okay, we’ll grant you—the tenor and tone of our posts here concerning Twitter have not always been entirely positive. But those days are over, my friends. Because Twitter has finally fulfilled the utopian dreams that expert futurists like Ashton Kutcher have been foretelling all along. Oh, Mr. Demi Moore, Mr. Punk’d, how could we have doubted you? You told us that the invention of Twitter was every bit as significant as the invention of Morse Code, the telephone, radio, television, and the personal computer. Well, we skeptics and naysayers are now properly chastised. Because, behold—the Withings Wi-Fi Body Scale.
What’s that, you say? I can measure my weight on a device that’s connected to the internet? And it will automatically send out tweets with the latest numbers? Fantastic! Sign me up. Because that’s information I want everyone to know.
So, thank you, Wi-Fi Body Scale. And thank you, Twitter. You never disappoint.